Yesterday I made my (almost) daily visit to the local post office. I found a letter in my box that was intended for the box next door, and stood in line for a while, waiting to hand it to a staff member. I am always alarmed by mis-delivered mail, viewing it as a sign that things just aren’t as reliable as they should be. The woman ahead of me in line was trying to mail a greeting card in a square envelope. It was carefully addressed in her large, loopy cursive, and she had chosen a decorative stamp and applied it in the corner. Because of its unusual dimensions, it was going to require 20¢ extra postage. The customer produced a plastic bag full of a large number and variety of carefully organized postage stamps from her purse and explained to the clerk that she had 5¢ stamps, but felt there was not enough room for them on the envelope.
The clerk looked in the stamp drawer (which is no longer at the counter but is instead somewhere in the back and off to the side) for a 20¢ stamp to sell her, but they had none. They also had no 10¢ stamps, so four 5¢ stamps was her only choice. Together, the clerk and the customer placed the stamps in the remaining space in the upper left hand corner of the envelope. Then, the clerk hand-cancelled the envelope with two rubber-stamps.
Next, I drove over to the local UPS store to send my youngest son’s clothes to summer camp. I was greeted cheerfully by a staff member as I walked in. The cheerful clerk took my heavy boxes from me and struck up a conversation with me about the retailers whose boxes I had used and about summer camp and about how long it might take the packages to get there. Customers are listed within UPS’s database by their phone number, and the process is so quick and confidence-inspiring that it was not until I was driving away that I had time to reflect on the contrast to the post office.
Right before we moved in to the Big Red Barn, I was
strong-armed told by the belligerent detail-oriented listing
agent to apply for a post office box instead of using the mailbox at the top of
our drive way. Her argument was, “Yes, you need to.”
The post office in this community is staffed by
grouchy detail-oriented people who send back any mail addressed
to our street address rather than the post office box number. In large grease
pencil they write: NO RECEPTICLE (or sometimes
NO RECEPTACLE). The post office is approximately two miles away from our house,
which makes it just far enough away not to be a walking destination. It also
has a lot of signage about allowing no dogs except service dogs, about the
special penalty for robbing a post office, about their brief hours of
operation, and about their rates for various sizes of boxes for their state-of-the-art
|The mailbox that is/isn't at the top of the driveway|
If you come to visit the Big Red Barn, you can find our driveway between our trash hutch and our non-existent mailbox. If you open our non-existent mailbox, you will find a single letter to a former tenant and several receipts for filling the propane tanks last December. I look in there all the time, just to see if anything happened. If I had a large rubber spider I might want to put it in there when we move out in September.
Within 24 hours of my cat-bite, I had been contacted by Beth at the Westchester County Health Department, who left me a message saying she wanted me to know that they have a process she wanted to explain to me. We then played phone tag for about a day. When we did have a conversation, Beth told me that as the pet owner I was going to be receiving a letter from the health department which I needed to fill out and return after a 10 day quarantine. She may have described the letter as “harsh,” or even “threatening,” and she assured me it was for public safety.
There is really nothing funny about rabies, or the possibility of people getting rabies. Even though my cat is now and has always been an "indoor-only" pet, I have always kept him current on all of the recommended vaccines, including rabies. I am aware of various educated and otherwise law-abiding people in this country who do not vaccinate their pets and/or children based on some sort of logic that common vaccines cause bad things to happen to them. I don’t know what to say about that kind of thinking other than to wonder about how science is taught in this country.
I do marvel at Beth’s job: she gets to send out a letter to people that is so threatening that she needs to pre-empt it with a friendly phone call. In my case, the post office never delivered my letter, because it was addressed to our physical address and not our post office box. I had the forms emailed to me.
Here are the three emails I received:
Just print out the attached documents. I will call you on 5/31 to check on Schwartz's health status. Beth
Maggie…for some strange reason, I cannot print this document. Would you mind faxing to me instead..Let me know Beth
Maggie…was able to print out. I am closing this case..Beth