25 Things My Cat Does

In the interest of fairness, I made a list of areas in which my cat is more skillful than I am. Please feel free to add to this list in the comments section.

Purring

Jumping onto things

Jumping off of things

Meowing

Sleeping curled up anywhere

Sniffing at crumbs

Thundering down the stairs

Looking cute for pictures

Moving into the camera lens after it is focused

Eating grass

Looking comfortable sprawled on the floor

Being ready to have a fight to the death over going somewhere in the car

Showing indifference for a new toy

Showing indifference for an old toy

Rolling on the floor and becoming utterly dusty in every way

Looking out the window

Hiding from new people

Pricking ears

Begging for more kibble from the Belly Scratcher

Expressive tail gestures

Yawning

Disappearing

Pooping in the bathtub

Being creepy

Barfing up hairballs

25 Things My Dogs Do

Lately I have been keeping a list of areas in which my dogs are more skillful than I am. Please feel free to add to this list in the comments section.

Running 
Smelling
Sniffing
Barking
Sleeping curled up in a chair
Cleaning up crumbs
Thundering down the stairs 
Letting the cat bite them
Eating grass
Peeing on things outside
Looking comfortable sprawled on the floor
Being ready and excited to go somewhere in the car
Showing enthusiasm for a new toy
Showing enthusiasm for an old toy
Rolling on gross things
Looking out the window
Flopping on the couch
Meeting new people
Pricking ears
Belly flops in the pool
Whining
Fetching
Pooping in the middle of the road

Pooping in the middle of the floor
Body Rubbins